Your biography in six words or less

In the Ogden Standard today, there was a small article "Short on words, deep in meaning" about a website http://www.smithmag.net/ where they were asking people to write their six word memoir. Some examples were: Wasn't born a redhead; fixed that - My second grade teacher was right - Took scenic route, got in late - Became my mother; shoot me - It's pretty high; you go first - Little bit Lucy, tempered by Ethel. I think mine would be Safe, but regetful. What would yours be?
Susan